a very malaysian way

May 16th, 2007 by ikea-sausage

yeah yeah this is BULLSHlT !!!!

hey guys here i pledge u all to vote for
the opposition in the next coming
election as i have enough of the current
rulling government extremely below par
performance in the country especially
for the past 2 years where millions of
tax payers money are missing for the
luxurious of those bootlickers in the
top authority

yes yes there will b no way the
opposition are gonna win the next
election but the country will not
prosper without a strong opposition party
just like tmnet screemyx.
how often do u guys ever dream of
strangling the CEO of streamyx for the
slow and sucky connection given?
that is monopoly effect where given no
pressure the ruling government would
tend to neglect and start to underperform

do u guys wish to enjoy a more
prosperous life, higher standard of
living with lower cost and less worries?
well u guys here are all smart at
complaining these and that but think
about the root of the problem. is all in
our ancestors fault for agreeing too
early for the independence

face it fellow friends. malaysia could b
in a better state if we are ruled by
others much longer.
with so many empty promises given that
is some kinda gimmick to con the older
generation into voting the ruling
government i hope u guys propagate this
idea to set up a better country for our
children and generations

we should b more sane and open our
blardy eyes to see the current
developement promised under a full load
of corrupted officials

our country will only run better with a
better government where competition is
significant.competition is the main
driving force to force the rulling
government to perform its peak and show
them we "rakyat" knows wat we r doing
and not only just sitting down and being
spoon fed and enjoy all the nonsence
privillages!!!

those marginalized civilian such as us
minority should strife hard, earn hard
and leave this sadist land for good
where there is brighter future for ur
family and ur love ones

years of hardwork
countless drops of sweats
and this is what u give us?

Tindakan Maybank mesti dipertahankan

KUALA LUMPUR 10 Mei – Ahli-ahli ekonomi,
peguam dan tokoh politik Melayu hari ini
meminta kerajaan mempertahankan tindakan
Malayan Banking Bhd. (Maybank)
mengenakan syarat pemilikan 50 peratus
kepentingan bumiputera dalam firma-firma
guaman yang mahu menjadi panel bank tersebut

Mereka berpendapat, langkah Maybank –
bank perdagangan terbesar di negara ini
– memperkenalkan dasar baru berkaitan
firma-firma guaman adalah selari dengan
polisi kerajaan untuk mengagihkan secara
adil kekayaan negara, khususnya kepada
kaum bumiputera yang masih jauh
ketinggalan dalam bidang ekonomi
berbanding kaum lain.

Menurut mereka, kerajaan perlu
menghargai langkah Maybank kerana apa
yang dilakukan itu membuka banyak
peluang kepada firma-firma guaman
bumiputera untuk terlibat secara
langsung dalam pembangunan ekonomi negara.

Seorang ahli ekonomi, Haim Hilman
Abdullah berkata, Maybank sebenarnya
telah melaksanakan tanggungjawab sosial
korporat terhadap kaum bumiputera di
negara ini dengan memperkenalkan
syarat-syarat baru berkaitan firma-firma
guaman.

Katanya, semua pihak harus menyokong
langkah berkenaan kerana Maybank
bersedia memberi peluang kepada
firma-firma bumiputera tanpa disuruh.

“Mengapakah kita tidak sama-sama
mempertahankan langkah ini?

“Pada pendapat saya, firma-firma guaman
yang tidak memenuhi syarat yang Maybank
tetapkan itu mempunyai banyak pilihan
untuk membuat urus niaga dengan
bank-bank lain yang tidak mengenakan
syarat yang Maybank tetapkan,” katanya
kepada Utusan Malaysia di sini.

Beliau mengulas laporan akhbar hari ini
yang menyebut bahawa Jemaah Menteri
telah meminta Maybank supaya memansuhkan
syarat pemilikan 50 peratus bumiputera
ke atas firma-firma guaman yang ingin
menjalankan urus niaga dengan bank itu.

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i am stupid 4

April 24th, 2007 by ikea-sausage

there are many types of human around the world and one of them are those boring type of ppl.maybe some of them are illiterate or some of them doesnt care much but joining such community such as friendster reflects partially something about urself

case 1 :

in their friendster on the about me column
they hardly put anything about themselves. wat annoys me is that not only they put in fugly image of something not relavant to themselves ie. pic of a bear
they put in some musical lyrics in
ok it is still tolerable
some don’t even include their details but put there "y don’t u tell me"
this is very sad
i hardly get enough space to describe about myself and yet other ppl are being boring by doing these

case 2 :

in the "who i wanna meet column"
it is a column telling ppl who should/could add and who should just buzz off from my profile if i am not relative to the proposed contents of the "who i wanna meet column"
but sad to say
some just put there

"you you you"
or worst
"u lor…somemore who wo"
and the best is
"suckmydickplskthxbai@hotmail.com"

so let say the "you you you" is refering to those who read the profile but he is a fcukin sex maniac which u hate and he added u.and ur not happy and u do not wanna approve him/her.or let say u have approved him/her and when he msg u with some disgusting stuffs u deleted him/her.two question arrises
i) who to blame?
ii) r u stupid?

case 3 :

after friendster have received tons of my complains and feedback they finally come up with a comment box and testimonial part seperated.
and after further persuasion, they finally gave in and merged the testimonial and comment box part.
this ingenius idea but of merging those two a great contribution by our fellow malaysians which is too fcukin lazy to find out wt teh fcuk is testimonial.

comment box are there for those illiterate lazy ssess to chuck in their oh-famous glittery CSS flash of theirs instead of contaminating the testimonial box to present it to their beloved fellow friend

now friendster merge them because we malaysian cant differentiate between a comment box, testimonial box and a junkyard

MALAYSIA BOLEH

- d a r t h i k e a -

STUPIDITY PREVAILS

April 5th, 2007 by ikea-sausage

THOSE OF U WHO KENA THE MSN PHOTOALBUM VIRUS

I GOT TWO THINGS FOR U HERE
1ST IS MY PERSONAL AID

http://www.cisrt.org/enblog/read.php?62

GO TO THIS WEBSITE AND CLEAR URSELF FROM THE ANNOYING VIRUS

2ND THING IS

I WANNA SAY HOW FCUKING STUPID R U TO EVEN CLICK ON THE FILE FROM ANOTHER INFECTED IDIOT !!!
OMG WHO ON EARTH COULD HAVE FALL FOR THAT TRICK !!!!! Y ON EARTH MUST UR GAY FINGERS WANNA PRESS THE MOUSE BUTTON OVER THE FILE TO ACCEPT THE FILE THINKING THAT UR OH SO GORGEOUS THAT PPL WILL TAKE SOME FCUKIN TIME TAKING THE PICTURE FOR U AND RESEND IT BACK TO U IN A FILE IN WINRAR FORMAT WHICH THE FILESIZE ITSELF IS DOUBTFUL !!!

DUN JUST PLAY INTERNET WITHOUT READING OR STUDYING SOMETHING ABOUT COMPUTER. COMPUTER WILL BCUM A NECESSASITY SOON AND IF U GURLS/GUYS OUT THERE ARE STILL DUMB IN THIS AREA U BETTER WATCH OUT !!! UR GONNA GET CONNED LIKE A FISH GETTING HOOK BY A BAIT

AND SPEAKING ABOUT THE INTERNET
WHO THE HECK ON EARTH WOULD EVER WANNA USE THE FCUKIN NUDGE ON MSN

LEMME TELL U
I DAMN ANTI NUDGE
WHENEVER I DOTA SYOK SYOK THEN SUDDENLY GOT PPL NUDGE ME
I WILL BE KICKED INTO WINDOWS AND IT WILL COST ME MY GAME !!!
SO PLS
DUN NUDGE
SEOW_YH@HOTMAIL.COM
NUDGE THOSE ABOVE OR BELOW THIS ADDRESS

IF NOT
U BETTER WATCH OUT

P/S :

U HAVE BEEN INFECTED BY CURSE OF CUNTJUICESHOOTSHOOT
IF U DUN SEND THIS MSG TO ALL UR FREN IN 20 MINUTES
U WILL NEVER GET TO HAVE SEX ALL UR LIFE !!!!!!!!
THIS IS TRUE
PLS FORWARD
AND FORWARD IT HARD AND FAST

- DARTHIKEA -

CHICKEN LITTLE SUX

April 1st, 2007 by ikea-sausage

THOSE FCUKING BELIEVERS AND NON BELIEVERS U BETTER LISTEN CAREFULLY

WHEN I SAY LISTEN MEANS ITS AN ULTIMATE CHOICE FOR U TO FOLLOW IF NOT UR A PURE FCUKIN IDIOT FOR NOT FOLLOWING THIS RULE

"NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS DAMN PERFECT"
NOTHING AS IN NOTHING
NOT EVEN UR BELOVED GOD AND UR HOLY BOOK OR UR RELIGION
NOTHING IS NOTHING

HOLY BOOK ISNT PERFECT BECAUSE IT HAS DAMN FCUKIN LOTSA DOUBT

RELIGION ISNT PERFECT COZ IT FAILS MOST OF THE TIME BY THOSE WHO CLAIM THEY PREACH IT

AND GOD ISNT PERFECT BECAUSE HE CREATED THE UN-PERFECT HUMAN !!!

SO NOTHING IS DAMN PERFECT
SO DUN GO AROUND MAKING A CLOWN OUT OF UR CELLS TELLING PPL HOW O-MIGHTY PERFECT UR RELIGION IS.IT ANNOYS ME, UR FREN AND UR DESCENDENT.

AND ONE MORE FCUKING THING !!
WHO THE HELL R U TO CALL OTHERS NON-BELIEVERS.
FCUKIN ELABORATE UR DEFINATION OF BELIEVES
I BELIEVE THAT MY UNDIES SMELLS LIKE UR HAIR !!!
DO U BELIEVE ME
SO CAN I CALL U A NON BELIEVER FOR NOT BELIEVING ME.
NIA SING ALWAYS COINED SOME FCUKING BLURRY TERM TO LABEL OTHERS WHEN U URSELF IS CONSIDERED IDIOT BY OTHERS

I PRAY TO WATEVER CONCERN U THAT MUCH AR?
HOW THE HELL U KNOW HELL ISNT HEAVEN AND HEAVEN ISNT HELL
U WENT THERE BEFORE?
NIA SING I PRAY TO MONEY AND SEXY LADIES ONLY SO WHERE DO I GO !!!
GO TO MASSAGE PARLOUR?
OR GO TO UR HOUSE?

CHAU KIA ALWAYS POST NONSENCE BULLETIN TO BRAINWASH OTHERS THINKING THAT U AND UR FCUKIN BELIEVES ARE THE ULTIMATE ONES THAT ALL THE OTHERS WHICH DOESNT SUITS UR THINKING IS CONDEMNED AND DISCRIMINATED BY UR BARBARIC ZERO KNOWLEDGE OF URS

SO THE NEXT TIME U WOULD WANNA READ THE HOLY BOOK OF URS THINK OF ALL THE PROVEN SCIENTIFIC FACTS U HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVE, APPLIED AND PREACH TO OTHERS ALL ABOUT BEFORE U EVEN THINK OF IMAGINING URSELF AS ONE OF THE SAINT WITH A SWORD SLASHING H0RNY DEMON AND SAVING THE WORLD
TO ME UR JUZ A FCUKING FELIX THE CAT WHICH ACT NONSENCE ON THE TV SCREEN

IF UR SO IN FAITH AND BELIEVE OF UR HOLY KBSR BOOK OF URS PLS BRING IT TO SCHOOL AND TELL UR TEACHER THAT WAT SHE/HE TEACH IS TOTALLY WRONG AND THE SYLLABUS SHOULD CHANGE ACCORDING TO UR BOOK INSTEAD OF THE PRINTED BOOKS AVAILABLE

IF SUCH THING DO HAPPEN WORLD WIDE IMAGINE WE WILL STILL BE USING OUR NEIGHBOUR’S TONGUE TO WIPE OUR BACKSIDE AFTER SHlTTING

BE MODERATE A BIT REALISTIC AND MATURED
HUMANS ARE THE PRODUCT OF A FCUKIN TADPOLE LIKE SPERM AND A DISC LIKE OVUM NOT SILICA MUD !

FCUKIN PPL WITH HIGH EDUCATION STILL TALK LIKE SOME NEANDERTHALS WHO IS STILL FIGURING HOW TO USE SAND TO LIGHT UP A FIRE.

nasi lemak and air bandung

March 22nd, 2007 by ikea-sausage

hey fellow malaysian
r u proud of ur own country
of all the recent successess
and also not forgotten the old times success of u reading from malaysian history text book?

from the day u heard how mighty is the malacca empire expanding from one part to another
or how malacca with their fleet of a hundred elephants conquering some non-occupant land and said that how they have fought to expand their empire?

from the day parameswara run from singapore to bentan to muar until a secluded place where there is no others except a bunch of mousedeer and a dog
where this palembang prince juz know nothing except running and running and claim himself to be the descendent of alexander the great?

wow…doesnt it suprise u?
around 300B.C that is around 1700 years before melacca was born, warriors from the middle east is so well equipt even with their war strategy, pelta (shield) and spears
cavalry and also arrow head
and during the year 1100, who can forget the holy war era where it is 300 years before malacca was being born
and the two persian and christian empire were fighting with war machine such as catapults and other sieging machine

wat was malacca in the year 1400 then?
equipt with ultra short primary armoury
with cow skin shield?
and some battle elephant?

and u were expecting them to conquere more occupied land?
that is bullshlt
malacca only conquered small village

and wat did ur o’mighty royal blood of this land do when portueguese conquered malacca by using only 2 months which is juz only less than a week in real battle?

OMG… u still proud???when the day ur o’mighty royal blood of the land run away yet again into johore and perak + pahang, our beholy land have been conquered by 4 main forces, the portuegese,dutch,british and japanese for a total of 5+ centuries
malacca should b a tasty land to b conquered then

yeah u must have argued there was several resistence from the locals.but wat actually make them resist the conquerer?country or own benefits?
take dato maharaja lela for example the rowdy who killed j.w.w birch in perak.
he wasnt killing that bltch because of PERAK.he kill that fella because birch abolished the slavery system and because he himself is a slave trader,he killed him.

after that when they realize their invitation for british to conquere their own country wasnt giving any extra nasi lemak and air bandung to them, they invited the japanese instead to malaya.
i wonder which force will they invite the next time.

so after all the run aways, killing for own benefits, and inviting the japanese and british to conquere malaya
do u still think the "origin" loves their original country?
and yet dare to say "inilah tanah kita"
and brave enough to put the "negaraku" in bahasa verse?
and also implement demented ideology of "rights" of race

yeah rite….

this is madness
THIS IS MALAYSIA….(kompang sound with kulit ketupat thrown as confetti)

- d a r t h i k e a -

callidus-ut-plumbeus

December 7th, 2006 by ikea-sausage

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"Inbreeding depression is reduced fitness in a given population as a result of breeding of related individuals. Breeding between closely related individuals  resulting in very unfit individuals."

600 years ago, when parameswalawala ( which i called a coward ) step foot in temasek ( singapore ) and killed temagi ( thai rep in singapore at that time ), that S.o.a.B cowardly seek cover in Muar and proceeded to Melaka

ok cut the crap
but wat i wanna show u why our bolehland is relatively progressing way slower beyond our imagination until our own local cows also laugh at our progress is
because of inbreeding.
excessive inbreeding would b my theory today

ok not to have an offensive P.O.V upon anyone and im speaking directly because of science nothing to do with human skin colour so if u do not love wat u read, remember…ur never forced to read this SHlT

well,dated back 600 years ago when mr para founded melaka,he is with his own races of ppl from palembang who colonize d an isolated and barren land called melaka after series of unsuccessful robbing of a more fruitful island called singapore.

and as we know, he is setting up the town of melaka together with minimum number of natives and mostly the people within their refuge which is mainly from palembang

the question is…how on earth did the melakan population grew at time?
ok,here hows it goes.
yeah
they married among their runaway close relatives and start coagulating the area with their inbred child
and because the effect of inbreeding which can either gif u a brilliant or a nut which started off brilliantly and ended up nuts
that is why melaka prosper 600 years ago 
( approx 15 generations ) and turned dusty 600 years later and the rest is predicted by most.

if ever this analysis is being published anywhere pls do reply me with the right url/link as i have tried googled up this theory but cant find any with respect to
ancient melaka.

if im the 1st who come out with this theory, i would like to patent it and name this phenomena as :

"callidus-ut-plumbeus" which means clever-to-stupid in latin

- d a r t h i k e a -

My Bolehland

December 7th, 2006 by ikea-sausage

Its pretty sad.
sad to know that bolehland where im born and stay for 21 years isnt belong to me.all this while we are just renting a land we call country.
we cant speak
we cant act
we just sit and work
and pay taxes so others can enjoy 7% off their properties payment and fund gallons of petrol for their children to become the next Valentino Rossi on road and smash their skulls.

speaking from a mind of a democratic civilian has no sound at all nowadays.
we r now even worst than living in a communist country in fact i wouldnt wanna admit bolehland is a democratic country after all.

we have successfully created a new government which i will gif it a new term called
"bolehcracy"
where this government is voted by the people but not for the people.
the government is voted by the people for the government
for the majority

and where the leader doesnt need to b smart and armed with leadership quality but required an identity that suits the majority

bolehland is destined to be a failure.
yes
bolehland is capable to do anything
but where r we now when we can achieve such results 10 years ago.

if another country could start from scrap and advances beyond wat we can even smell even we are given the head start arent we considered a failure?

its not proud to have people climbing everest from our country
its not proud to have a sailor circulating the world with a sail boat
wat is proud is the achivement that others have dreamt of but cant achive,
have we done anything yet?

marco pollo sailed around the world even before parameswara set foot on earth
sir edmund hillary the 1st man to reach the peak of everest even before proton was established
do u call that as success?
i call that as simply enjoyment

look around u fellow bolehsian
we are still sleeping when most have already enjoying success.
our 1mb ADSL line from streamyx is available at rm88 when our neighbour can offer 5mb at half the price
we are definately going down and heading nowhere

we really need someone who can open up the eyes of the slacking community in Bolehland
but the problem is such event would retrigger the 13 may incident
but i really hope to those juz awaken slacker would take the initiative and educate ur sleeping peer and family members to do ur part for "ur" bolehland and make urself respected and proud of ur land

coz i foresee in less than 20 years
this bolehland would lose their main taxpayers trust
and would collapse
while those ignorant bolehman are still single wheeling their motorcycles thinking they would get another pack of nasi lemak the next day with their brain intact.

we, actually…tak boleh lagi
not in sport
not in industry
not in economy
and not in humanity

for our bolehland viability, pls do not be moved by the two keris party.
they again have given us another promise  that have been forgotten
the integrity proposed as we all bolehsian as a single bolehsian…has failed once again.since i was told to state down my race in a form that need to be completed recently, i too have lost my trust in my own country

im now scared to even live in my own country,….who doesnt in bolehland?
i guess we are really destined to return to our "motherland" and abandoned the country we are born in because the country we are born in doesnt love us anymore

- d a r t h i k e a -

haloweeniethepooh

November 2nd, 2006 by ikea-sausage

happy haloween buddies sorry im not directing this msg to malaysian living in malaysia bcoz in malaysia :

1. EVERY FREAKING DAY IS A HALOWEEN WITH SO MANY FCUKING NINJA’S RUNNING AROUND NEIGHBOURHOOD STALKING ON UR NEWLY BOUGHT IPOD OR CAR STEREO SETS !!!!MALAYSIAN NINJA’S ARE STEALTHY AT NITE AND BRAVE DURING THE DAY AND THEY ARE LIKE MAMAK SHOP, OPERATE 24/7/365

2. IF U TRY TO TRICK OR TREAT UR NEIGHBOUR U MUST THINK 100 TIMES COZ U WILL GET WHACKED AND SMASHED.
U THINK U CAN DRESS LIKE A PUMPKIN JACK OR VAMPIRE AND ENTER THE LAWN OF UR NEIGHBOUR WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION
IF UR TRYING TO ACT FUNNY I MEAN TRYING TO GET ANY CANDIES FROM THEM, B PREPARE TO WEAR A HELMET COZ IF THEY OPEN THE DOOR AND FOUND U WEARING WEIRD CLOTHES THEY WILL NEVER THINK TWICE OR HESITATE TO TAKE THEIR NOKIA 3310 AND WHACK UR HEAD UNTIL U NEVER GET TO SEE LIGHT AGAIN.

3. IF U TRIES DRESSin UP ANY OTHER THEN LONG VEIL,THICK CLOTHES AND LONG PANTS IF UR A GIRL, THE CHANCES OF U GETTING RAPED IS A THOUSAND FOLD HIGH.
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE MALAYSIAN ROAD.ITS ALIVE.AND WORST OF ALL IF UR A BOY WALKING WITH CANDIES, U WILL B ROBBED !

4. THERE IS LIMITED HEAD SIZED PUMPKIN AVAILABLE AND ALL U CAN DO IS BUY DURIAN AND ACT FUNNY TO GET CANDIES

but do not worry my dear malaysian fren
we have hungry ghost festival as replacement
:D
hahaha y hungry ghost festival is better than haloween and y malaysian are way better than the westerners?

1. during hungry ghost fest, not even robbers dare to come out.

2. u wont invade others property coz u only do ur biznez outside ur lawn.

3. u dun have to dress up like a freak to get candies during hungry ghost fest.u can just buy them in bulk b4 the festival and eat til ur teeth drop.

so do u still wish in malaysia we will celebrate haloween day?HELL NO

hidup hungry ghost fest !!!

i love my country

October 31st, 2006 by ikea-sausage

im proud to have malaysia as my country bcoz we have the best motorist !!!

no other countries daring civilian from age 8 and above can perform wheelies ( riding on the rear wheel instead of two wheels on ground ) on bicycles and motorcycles in a rough kampung road !!!

and the best of all
our pride of the nations, the mat rempits have been performing superman act on their motorcycles which if not at least a pinch of sand full ppl in other countries can do it
malaysia boleh
we ride motorcycles so differently and im so proud

another thing is about our streamyx line im so proud of tmnet
they have the best advertisement
the best sponsors
and the best support from the government but give us one of their poorest service.
this daring act upon consumers have never ever been performed by any major companies in other part of the region and it all happen in malaysia :)

besides that, the government has also provided one of the most slack of servant in their department.
our government treated their workers with cares where every workers will b given a long hour break to slack off during peak hours to evade fatigue among their workers in order to increase productivity in a few coming years.

malaysia is also one of the world most generous country
almost all of our major project we started, we have the ability to abandon them because we will b one of the riches country in years to come.project such as bakun dam,multimedia super corridor, biotech valley and more to come have been totally forgotten bcoz we got more projects up coming ahead and not to forget our pride connector with singapore, our scenic bridge :)
malaysia BOLEH

in game particularly dota malaysia
our countries also provided a lot of skillful dota leavers
as well as great act of ppl who curse ur mum and dad even thou u r the one who is playing the game :)
this means malaysians are so connected with their family that watever they do is directly linked to each others :) malaysia boleh

this is a few reasons y im so in love with malaysia besides getting to eat an overpriced nasi kandar that taste non other less than normal economic rice
and also our best of the best national cars proton that never leave u the same car again after a crash :D

STUPID PPL DOING STUPID THINGS IN FRENSTER

October 18th, 2006 by ikea-sausage

OOI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENOUGH LA
STOP SENDING ME STUPID FORWARDED MSG TELLING ME HOW WONDERFUL IS A BEAR AND FRENZ FOREVER LA
NOTHING IS FOREVER LA
EVEN DIAMOND ALSO CAN B CHOPPED LEFT AND RIGHT

I TELL U NOTHING IS FOREVER
LOVE ALSO WILL DIE OFF ONE DAY
MONEY ALSO WILL B GONE
FRENZ ALSO WILL BCUM NUISANCE

SO JUZ STOP FORWARDING STUPID MSG AND THINKING THAT IF U DUN FORWARD THE MSG
UR FREN WILL THINK U DOESNT REMEMBER THEM OR U R NO LONGER A FREN TO THEM

PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS THIS IS ONLY AN INTERNET
THERE IS NO ORANG MINYAK WILL RAPE UR WHOLE FAMILY IF U STOP FORWARDING NUISANCE STUFFS INTO OTHERS INBOX !!!!

LET ME CALCULATE FOR U

TO FORWARD A MSG TO PPL
U WILL WASTE :

15 SECONDS OF UR LIFE READING THE CONTENT
10 SECONDS OF UR LIFE DIGESTING THE RUMOUR
10 SECONDS OF UR LIFE THINKING WHO SHOULD U FORWARD TO
10 SECONDS OF UR LIFE CLICKING STUPID FORWARD BUTTON
10 SECONDS OF UR LIFE WAITING THE PAGE TO LOAD
AND
10 SECONDS OF CURSE FROM ME !!!!

SO PLS DUN FORWARD ANY NEWS TO ME
IF U HAVE TIME
DO SEND ME A MSG SAYING
"HELLO BOY,IM LONELY AND I NEED U TO CURSE ME"
INSTEAD OF

""who views your profile the most"
Repost this and look in your
inbox….there will be a
message ranking who views your profile most

Repost as "who views your profile the most"

Yeah it works"

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> > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from Hikaru:

HI ALL,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Bad
news to you all! The B-14&F1H-7 virus had started
to take action. Friendster had tried the best to
exterminate these viruses. So during these few
months, each member have to coorporate with
friendster…There are some rules u all have to
abide by.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1.Don’t sign in
friendster( if necessary ).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2.Don’t check
people’s profile.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3.Stop sending
testi&message.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4.Don’t simply
add friends which you don’t know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 5.Don’t post
bulletin( if necessary ).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 6.Don’t update
blog( if necessary ).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The person who
recieves this message MUST send this message to at
least 20 friends or we’ll freeze ur account for a
period( 3-5 months )"

HOW FARKIN STUPID OF PPL IN THE 21st CENTURY

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